The kids were riding bikes on the driveway after work today and they decided to race. The Big Wheel vs the 2 Wheeler- not really a fair fight but they were having a great time until the Bean decided to cheat.  Scorch got mad and yelled for her to “turn yourself around!”

I couldn’t resist so I asked him if he was going to ask her to do the hokey pokey?

Dumb, dumb joke but Scorch laughed so hard he had tears running down his face.  He had to sit down to catch his breath after the hysterics subsided and he told me I was the funniest person he knows.

That really why I had kids you know. I wanted a captive audience who were good for my ego.