Not Me Monday!

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One of my dearest friends, the one who inspired me to start a public blog, does a post every Monday entitled “Not Me” where she admits to things she may or may not have done the previous week.  I always get a kick out of what she shares, so here’s mine:

> I did not put my child in time out- twice!- in the feminine hygiene aisle of the grocery store last week because she was out of control. My kids are always on their best behavior in public and would never, EVER, think of throwing fits, hitting me and screaming.  Old people did not stop and stare at us.  And I didn’t not want the earth to swallow me whole. Nor was I sweating profusely during the whole rest of our trip.

> I did not have to leave the room when the Hubs was throwing up after his surgery.  I was right their holding his head, whispering reassurances- I was not out in the hall trying not to puke myself.  I’m made of stronger stuff than that.

> I did not threaten to put 4 year old Scorch back in a crib to sleep because he woke up too early the other day and wouldn’t go back to sleep. I know better then to make empty threats after years of parenting, right?

> I did not count the minutes until my wonderful mother-in-law came this week to help me with the kids. When she got here, I certainly didn’t leave almost immediately for 2 hours of me time at the grocery store alone.

> I didn’t go to bed at 9:30 last night leaving the Hubs and my mother-in-law to watch a movie b/c I wanted to keep reading a good book that was much, much more interesting then the movie we were watching.  I was raised to be a better hostess then that!

Any confession you want to make?

Blessings

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Dear Universe-

Today hasn’t been the best day in Chez Heather. The Hubs is not recovering as well as we had hoped from his surgery and that’s making life a little stressful.

But after reading the news about the devastating floods in Pakistan, I wanted to say thank you for a few things.

Thank you for the fact that while this surgery has stunk, this is the worst medical problem anyone in my immediate family has had in the past decade.  I’ll take 3 knee surgeries and 1 sinus surgery over 99.9% of the illness and sadness out there.

Thank you for the roof over our head. The house may need some repairs that I’m not looking forward to paying for, but we’re not in danger of losing our home like those poor people dealing with floods all over the world.

Thank you for the gorgeous days we’ve had lately. Low 60s during the day and low 80s during the day is pure perfection in my book.

Thank you for the riches of books I’ve had to read lately.  There is nothing I like more then a good book to lose myself in after a long day.

Thank you most of all for happy, healthy little people running around our house. I do love them.

Love,
One blessed lady

Sorry, Kiddo

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Dear Scorch-

Today your dad had sinus surgery. I spent the day at the hospital with him, then came home, got him settled and took you and Bean out to dinner and to the grocery store so we were out of Daddy’s hair. We had a great time at dinner- you had pancakes with sprinkles on them and then the three of us split a big hot fudge cookie sundae. Not one of our more nutritionally balanced meals, but it made us all happy and frankly there are nights when that counts for more then getting in veggies.

When we got home, your dad was sick. He was having a bad reaction to the anesthesia and running a fever of 104, with chills and vomiting thrown in for extra fun. And did I mention he was also bleeding from his nose- the nose he can’t breath out of because it’s packed with gauze?

So when you whined for one more book and were your usual slower-then-molasses-in-January self, I snapped at you and hurried you along. Then you asked me why I was mad at you all of a sudden.

Talk about making me feel like an asshole.

So, Bud, I’m sorry. You’re 4 now and you would have got it if I simply told you, “Dude, we gotta hurry because Daddy is sick and I have to take care of him” instead of getting exasperated and short with you. I should have taken the time to explain it to you. I should have told you “I love you” a few more times to make up for rushing through things.

Love,

Your mom, who hopes the only thing you remember from tonight is how awesome dinner with sprinkles & whipped cream can be.

Trading In…Or At Least Threatening To

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Dear Husband-

Today you are undergoing your 5th surgery in less than two years.  The last 4 surgeries have been on your knees, so I guess I should be thankful this is something different, right?

But sweetie, you’re only 34. Please keep that in mind when you try to do all the same stuff you did when you were 18- like playing football. Or trying out for an elite squad at your job typically reserved for kids in their early 20’s. There is a reason the guys you work with call you Grandpa.

I sure would hate to have to trade you in for a younger model.

Love you & the rods in your knee!

-Heather

What?! Why?

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Dear Kiddos-

Given the fact that I talk all the time, you’re probably wondering why I’m starting a blog. It’s not like things go unsaid in our home. Ever.

Today your dad and I are celebrating our 9th anniversary (him by watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and me by doing this). Scorch- you’re 4 and Bean- you’re 2.  Which means that time is going by way too fast and next time I blink you’ll be pissed off teenagers, so I want to make sure I document how freaking adorable, annoying, crazy, sweet and maddening you both are.

We’re lucky- we have a great life! But it is, as noted above, crazy. I work full time as does your Dad is a job that is less then family friend. And we have two small businesses. Add in two cats and a dog who is on 3 different anxiety medicines and you get a family that wouldn’t know what to do with time on their hands if they were ever lucky enough to stumble across it.

You guys are the love of our lives and no matter how nuts life gets, I want you to have a space to see just how much love, laughter and insanity surrounded you when you were little.

Love you more than chocolate milk,

Mom