MOOOOOOM- oh my gosh! MOM- I have a nip.ple on my arm! Come see!!!!
“You have a WHAT on your WHERE, Bean?”
A nip.ple. On my arm. It’s awe-some!
She rushes over to me, her sleeve pulled up so far her whole shirt is bunched under her armpit. Beaner is practically dancing with excitement while I wonder what in the world my child is talking about.
There- you see?! I have a nip.ple right there!!!
“Oh….you mean a mole. You have a mole on your arm, sweetie!”
Yeah- a mole. That’s what I said.
Clearly we need to work on our body part identifications!
Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope your day was as filled with love and laughter as mine!